I BET I CAN STILL SP(+)(+)K YOU
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I BET I CAN STILL SP(+)(+)K YOU

You know that annual exam we women look forward to every year? It’s our routine hour spent lying on our back trying to make small talk with someone who knows us more intimately than our significant others desire to. Ice-cold tools send a chill of anticipation up our pelvis as we’re waiting to hear those…